Good morning to respectful exes and respectful exes only. Why is it that you can't tell you're attracted to complete trash until it's too late? The holiday season is on its way and this time of the year stirs up a lot of emotions for people. Don't let your trash ex snake their way back into your life just because you want someone to kiss under the mistletoe. What's the difference between an angry venomous snake, a hyping pile of trash, and a manipulative ex? Snakes actually play an important part in their ecosystems. Seriously, the "I miss you" text late at night while you're sleeping in your old childhood bedroom staring up at the ceiling feeling nostalgic might seem comforting and sweet at the time, but I can assure you—it is NOT. Remember why you two broke up in the first place. Because they are trash. They are a snake ex and you deserve memes. Enjoy these memes instead of texting your ex.